Top Cat Quotes
Here at PBS Pet Travel we’re huge fans of cats. Over the last few months we’ve been collecting some of our favourite cat quotes which we present to you today.
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“To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction–and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.”
– Stephen Baker
“A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.”
– Ernest Hemingway
“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”
– Alfred North Whitehead
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
― Robert A. Heinlein
“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
― James Herriot
“Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.”
― Neil Gaiman
“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.”
― Pam Brown
“No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ”
― Abraham Lincoln
“Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.”
― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
“There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”
― Dan Greenberg
“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
― Mary Bly
“Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”
― Rod McKuen
“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
– Anonymous
“A cat purring on your lap while you sip hot tea, is there anything better? Oh, and you’re floating in a zero gravity environment.”
― Jarod Kintz
“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”
― Greg Curtis
“When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.”
– Percy Bysshe Shelley
“Any conditioned cat-hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort.”
– Paul Corey
“Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.”
– W. L. George
“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”
– Bill Dana
